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Ta Da!!! From hebburndelboy in RANDOM (26 days old)

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Hi From varshakale in LET US TURN HISTORY INTO HERSTORY! (112 days old)

Hi everybody...how are you… more

The Relationship That Never Was From Helen1818 in Tales and Traumas of a Twenty-first Century Teen (184 days old)

Never mind feeling like I can’t fill my future – filling a page may just prove to be too taxing for me considering I haven’t written anything remotely intellectual for a while. Ignoring, of course, th… more

Camelot. From hebburndelboy in Winter writing competition (192 days old)

Won the lottery today. No I didn't. I AM a L I A R. The End. Wordsworth eat your knob off.… more

AAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! From hebburndelboy in The Flying Dutchman. (252 days old)

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AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!! From hebburndelboy in The Black Pearl . (252 days old)

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Is university a waste of time? From Helen1818 in Tales and Traumas of a Twenty-first Century Teen (302 days old)

Fast forward another few weeks and it is becoming more apparent by the second that my previous desperate search for a boyfriend has been replaced by an even more desperate search for a job. Love, of c… more

Another general update... From Helen1818 in Tales and Traumas of a Twenty-first Century Teen (302 days old)

Sometimes, I honestly don’t know why I put myself through it. Clearly, I felt that one rejection from cambridge was nowhere near sufficient enough to make me feel like a failure, so I had to go and ap… more

Laters. From hebburndelboy in Blog Break (406 days old)

Bye, maybe for years, maybe for ever. Rock out wif ya cock out, Hebburndelboy-aka-Davie.… more

Another general update... From Helen1818 in Tales and Traumas of a Twenty-first Century Teen (414 days old)

Apologies for my hideous delay in updating this blog – September has seemed to have disappeared at the bottom of a bottle in a recent flurry of social activity that has meant I have been forced to tak… more

A series of random thoughts projected onto a uncaring (and probably bored and offended) audience via the medium of the printed word. From hebburndelboy in Winter writing competition (418 days old)

**Contains strong adult language** I got this box of dvds given to me the other day. This bloke I know was moving house and he had all these copied films and he had stored them all on the hard … more

Sex and the suburbs cont'd From Helen1818 in Tales and Traumas of a Twenty-first Century Teen (439 days old)

Sunday 7th September So, last Thursday night and my night out with Mr. B – I was supposed to meet up with him at the gym when he finished work at ten, which I felt was a bit late and had me slightl… more

Sex and the suburbs cont'd From Helen1818 in Tales and Traumas of a Twenty-first Century Teen (451 days old)

Monday 24th August On a lighter note, backtrack to last Friday night and my second night of well-deserved celebrations (it seems I needn’t have felt guilty about watching Sex and The City DVDs wh… more

Sex and the Suburbs cont'd From Helen1818 in Tales and Traumas of a Twenty-first Century Teen (456 days old)

I decided to go to my old gym today for a change, the cancellation notice I failed to read means I am still paying for two months of my membership before I am free and so I thought I may as well go on… more

Sex and the Suburbs cont'd From Helen1818 in Tales and Traumas of a Twenty-first Century Teen (456 days old)

It seems I am unable to escape Mr. J, who has a rather annoying habit of popping up on a night out when I am trying to ignore the fact he ever existed, let alone that I ever deigned to go out with him… more

A message from the Captain. From hebburndelboy in The Black Pearl . (467 days old)

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Arrrrrrr! From hebburndelboy in The Black Pearl . (467 days old)

Fifteen men on a dead man's chest Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum Drink and the devil had done for the rest Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. The mate was fixed by the bosun's pike The bosun brained wit… more

Sex and the Suburbs cont'd From Helen1818 in Tales and Traumas of a Twenty-first Century Teen (468 days old)

The Date that actually was I was given an impromptu night off work yesterday, and not one to turn down an opportunity to celebrate the fact I didn’t have to spend yet another Friday evening at the… more

Pirate? From hebburndelboy in The Black Pearl . (472 days old)

There's this man with a bald head and a wooden leg who gets invited to a fancy dress party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a fancy dress company to e… more

Modern day piracy. From hebburndelboy in The Flying Dutchman. (472 days old)

Arrrrr! http://www.copyrightaware.co.uk/ Shiver me hard drives!… more

Helen From Helen1818 in Writers (473 days old)

hey everyone, trying to get a few more readers for my blog, had quite a good reception already so I hope people will take the time to read it. :-)… more

Sex and the Suburbs cont'd From Helen1818 in Tales and Traumas of a Twenty-first Century Teen (473 days old)

Monday August 4th Ironic, how the men I always have no genuine interest in are always the ones who are the most keen on me. I spent the weekend bombarded with phonecalls and texts from this guy I a… more

Arrrrrr! From hebburndelboy in The Black Pearl . (474 days old)

Why don't pirates make good life guards? They dont know C.P. ARRRRRR!!!!!!!!!… more

Sex and the Suburbs From Helen1818 in Tales and Traumas of a Twenty-first Century Teen (475 days old)

Sex and the Suburbs… So today is the day I have decided to record the events, or perhaps more aptly described as lack of, regarding my single life. From now on, no encounter with the male species … more

The Date that never was (part two) From Helen1818 in Tales and Traumas of a Twenty-first Century Teen (475 days old)

My Love life is actually, a complete farce. In fact, it is such a farce I don't believe it even warrants the term love life and should perhaps have 'lack of' shoved in front of it, as this would be fa… more

The Date that never was From Helen1818 in Tales and Traumas of a Twenty-first Century Teen (475 days old)

Miracles. A word that would more aptly describe me fitting into a size 8 dress rather than anything as comparatively unremarkable as Jesus turning water into wine. But if you think miracles exist only… more

Pirate patter. From hebburndelboy in The Flying Dutchman. (476 days old)

Pyrate - A robber at sea. Any act of theft while on the oceans is pyracy in the most general sense. Privateer - a privateer is a sailor with a "letter of marque" (see below) from a governement. Thi… more

Hello Palmblogging! From hebburndelboy in The Black Pearl . (476 days old)

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Release of the Autobiography of Bar Singer From varshakale in LET US TURN HISTORY INTO HERSTORY! (573 days old)

(Geeta Shetty, Varsha Kale, Mahesh Bhatt, Vaishali Haldankar, Avinash Pandit) BOOK RELEASE CEREMONY OF 'BAR BALA', AN AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF BAR SINGER. BOOK WAS INAUGURATED BY NOTED FILM DIRECTOR MAHESH… more

Publication of autobiography of Bar Singer From varshakale in LET US TURN HISTORY INTO HERSTORY! (596 days old)

This is cover page of autobiography of Vaishali Haldankar (bar singer) to be published on 11th April in Marathi language. Hopefully it will get translated and published in other languages in due c… more